Mystery

So...

I just realized that they are going to solve the seventy-five year old mystery of Amelia Earhart’s disappearance before I can logically figure out why and how I’ve been single for two years. Seems wrong.

It’s infuriating and mind-boggling at the same time.

I told my mom about my realization and she said well maybe since they found her, you'll be next up on unsolved mysteries.