Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Shallow Moves

I check his facebook page probably every day and I know I'm not the only old girlfriend to do this.

Whenever he becomes friends with a new female I feel a giant wave of relief when I see that their married or in a relationship. It's especially good when their partner is in their profile pic with them.

When I realize some of them are cute single twenty something year olds, well I cringe and hope they're fat in real life. I'll admit that it's become my daily evil thought. So far all of them have been mutual friends with other people that I know at work, so he's just meeting people through vendors. As long as none of them have gone to comic con, dig the muppets and lost then I see no immediately threat.

Do I of course, need to friend as many males as possible just in case he stalks my fb? Umm...yes!

1 comment:

  1. I can relate to every word of this post .. I used to obsess over an ex's profile .. down to every girl he became friends with .. even months after we stopped dating. Facebook is pure torture for the most part !

    And yes, I get all my relationship advice from tv or movie one-liners :) Hehe, they always end happily ever after .. so I guess they must be doing something right !!