If I could be any female celebrity I'd be Mandy Moore.
I'm not ashamed to say I like her tweets, her music and most of her movie choices.
Judge me if you will but I think every one has a celebrity alter ego and she's mine.
But right now I'm kind of itching to not be in her fictional skin.
If you've seen Because I Said So this will make SO much more sense but regardless, enjoy.
Mom, text: Hi. Don't ask questions.
What was the name of the broker you dated a few years ago? Was it Jason?
Me: What? No, it was Kevin. Why?
Next came a call from my mom. I answered hesitantly.
Me: What are you doing?
Mom: I found a 27 year old broker named Jason on JDate and I think he'd be perfect for you.
Me: (stuttering for five minutes)
Why are you looking at 27 year olds on JDate?
Mom: Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's fine.
Go to bed, it's late.
Me: Mom...please stop. Please. Mom? (more stuttering)
Mom: I have to go now. Goodbye. (hangs up)
Me, text to mom: Can you please stop being Diane Keaton now?
Mom: You may be pleasantly surprised. You can thank me later. HAGN.
And yes, my mother created her own text slang for Have a good night.